Its been a great August for the Mumble this year – but it just wouldn’t be the same without vitriolic nobheads FRINGEPIG having their annual pop at comedy reviewers. They’ve already singled out one of Divine’s reviews for a ‘that-review-was-pants‘ accolade (the Ham Fist Award), & now the latest member of their team, Barrie Morgan, is about to write an article damning us & everything we stand for – I tried to tell him the Mumble’s like an epic poem, attempting to record the cultural zeitgeist of our times, but he’s like ‘THATS JUST NOT HOW IT WORKS!’ He also told us why the folk at Fringepig are so damn angry…
I think this is because they are ex-comedians who had amateurs review them. I’d also like to include most of that paragraph in which you slag off FringePig in the article. Again, I’ll send you the finished piece to check before i submit it to Kipper.
You spelt knobheads wrong.
Also, as a freelance journalist I may take this story elsewhere.
Hurry up buggarlugs & write it – im going out in a bit – id like to get it up on mumble comedy before the afternoon
A Brief Note on the Spelling of Nobhead – A few folk attacking the Mumble recently have said to me that knobhead is the correct spelling of nobhead, however, that implies I am comparing them to a door knob, when I am in fact comparing them to a penis
Divine’s Retort :
The Fringe Pig Are Irrelevant!
The Mumble Grows
While The Fringe Pig Stagnates
Waiting for The Flames To Be Hot enough
For The Spit. And A Hog Roast.
I Think Its Vitriol For Supper.
Another Mumbler’s Opinion
These guys are obviously fucktards of the first order… Criticism of critics is usually reserved for the artists who actually produce something. Which is thankfully what all Mumble writers do in other fields. What have these folk produced? Noms De Guerre not-withstanding. I repeat: Fucktards.
AND THE WINNER WAS
2 thoughts on “Fringepig : Missile Warning”
i have nothing to do with fringepig and i hate you too
did we give you a bad review, kid?